of gong jiao way

It's been a while since I last visited talkingcock.com. When I entered the site I was greeted by an announcement.

COCK KENA CHOP:
On 11 August 2004, TalkingCock's service suddenly became unavailable. The damage we suffered was massive, and we only managed to get the site back up on 20 August 2004.

In the process, we also lost a huge amount of data. If you proceed to enter the site, please note that you'll be reading old cock. The most recent article dates back to 16 September 2003. As you can expect, we are damn too lan.

We are still investigating the cause of the crash. As a poultry-themed site, we cannot rule out fowl play, just as we cannot rule out the possibility that it is pure and utter coincidence that our server cocked up just one day before the handover.

We are very sorry for the inconvenience caused to our faithful readers. We are very touched by all your emails of inquiry and support.

We're now in the process of engaging professionals to perform data recovery, which is likely to cost us a lot of money. So tolong-tolong, if you can, please help our recovery effort by purchasing our Coxford Singlish Dictionary (available at all good bookstores or through Amazon.com) or our TalkingCock SingingSong CD (please mail a cheque for S$17 (includes postage and handling) to: Wu Liao Media Pte Ltd c/o Blk 210 Bukit Batok St. 21 #06-198, Singapore 650210. Don't forget to include your address!) or simply make a donation via our tip box:

NOTE: Until we're able to figure out wha'ppen, there won't be any updates. We'll try to restore the missing articles and also upload new ones as soon as possible, hopefully by the first week of September. Please bear with us during this period of reconstruction and keep checking back to see how we're doing or just to read some of our old nonsense.

Once again, sorry for the inconvenience and thanks for your support! As an all-volunteer, non-profit site, we really appreciate your goodwill!

If you have any questions, please email us at our temporary email: keeptalkingcock@yahoo.com

Exercise free speech - support TalkingCock!

--THE MERRY TEAM AT TALKINGCOCK.COM

I then entered the site and had quite a few good laughs reading the contents.