A call I received this afternoon.
Phonebanker: Do you have a few minutes to spare?
Lancerlord: What is it regarding?
Phonebanker: As our valued customer, we are pleased to extend our value-added service to provide a free financial planning consultation for you.
* Lancerlord interrupted *
Lancerlord: Hang on, sorry ah? I believed that I have cancelled my card with the bank 2 days ago.
Phonebanker: Let me check...you are right sir but you have another account with us.
* Lancerlord scratch head. No idea how on earth there's another account *
Lancerlord: But I've cancelled that as well. * Lancerlord telling lies. Bad boy! *
Phonebanker: Erh? But as our valued customer, we like to provide this free...
* Lancerlord interrupted *
Lancerlord: Ya but my accounts have been cancelled. So...
* Phonebanker interrupted *
Phonebanker: Being a valued customer, ....
* Lancerlord interrupted *
Lancerlord: Can you de-value me? I am not interested!
* Too tired to talk. Don't know what I am saying. *
Phonebanker: Oh ok. If you have any service of our service, feel free to contact us.
ha..this is funny.:) some conversations arising from telemarketing calls are always good for laughs!
ReplyDeleteRight. The sudden rush of blood to my head makes me talk nonsense.
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