Update: Zeenie's also clogged up
I got a call from a bank on yesterday. Below is the conversation I had with the Telemarketeer.
* Handphone rings, Lancerlord picks up *
Telemarketeer: Hello may I speak with Lancerlord?
Lancerlord: Speaking.
* Telemarketeer cocks her mouth. Squeezes the trigger. Fires shots at 2 words / second *
Telemarketeer: GoodMorningLancerlordIamcallingfromXXXXbankandIam...
happytoannouncethatyouhavebeenchosenblahblahblah...
* Lancerlord tries to interrupt but Telemarketeer like wearing ear-plugs, didn't stop *
Telemarketeer: themarketinterestrateisblahblahblah...
* Lancerlord trying to interrupt again *
Telemarketeer: Sorry sir, what did you say?
Lancerlord: Can you repeat what you just said?
Telemarketeer: Which part?
*Lancerlord scratch head, nearly wanted to scratch his balls*
Lancerlord: Everything.
Telemarketeer: Why?
Lancerlord: You were speaking too fast.
Telemarketeer: Oh sorry. I'll start again.
* Telemarketeer giggled then cocks her mouth. Squeezes the trigger. Puts to auto firing mode. Fires shots at 4 words / second. Lancerlord LPPL *
Telemarketeer: Iamhappytoannounceblahblahblahblah... So you are given 2 options. Which one do you prefer?
Lancerlord: Sorry but I'm not interested.
* Lancerlord anyhow hantam an answer. In his mind he thinking: "What the coo-coo you talking about? Talk so fast." *
* Telemarketeer continues on and on and on *
Telemarketeer: blahblahblahblah....(she asked another question which I couldn't make out)
* Lancerlord still blur like sotong, just whack same answer *
Lancerlord: Sorry but I'm not interested in whatever you mentioned.
Telemarketeer: Are you sure? blahblahblahblahblahblah...
Lancerlord: No it's ok I do not want to sign up.
* Lancerlord don't even know what the question is how to be sure? *
Telemarketeer: Well thanks for your time. Bye.
* Lancerlord didn't have time to say bye *
Talk about Kin Kah Kin Chew. This one Kin Chui (Fast Mouth) also.
Update: Keithf, thanks for the link-up.
Fwahhh......
i would have ask her repeat 2nd time, and i will juz leave the receiver on the table, go get a drink or something. hang up after 5 mins. :P
ReplyDeleteshe 'had me at Hello'. hahahaa
Knight: She called my handphone. Should have asked her to call my office number hor! Then I can toil with her as long as I can...muahahahah
ReplyDeleteAh9: It'll be funny to know how they would react if they don't hear any reply from us. Maybe I'll try next time. Pick up but don't answer them and hear what their reaction would be. "Gar Pia Gong Way" (Talking to the wall)
Hey lancer, mine pleasure and all.
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Kal: It wasn't farnie when I told her to repeat everything. Had to endure few more minutes of torture. My mouth open faster than my brain could start thinking. :(
ReplyDeletekeithf: You also experienced the same thing.