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Twilight Porn Parody Will Most Definitely Involve Sucking: "This Isn't Twilight - The XXX Parody", the XXX version of Twilight. How appropriate when it comes to sucking. Starring Jenna Haze, due out on 15 October 2009.

Yep, the Twilight porns are-a-comin’! I wonder if they’ll manage to subjugate women as successfully as the original (Heyooo!!!)

Also, porn version of Twilight? Isn’t that called True Blood?? BOOOM!!! Thank you folks, I’ll be here all week! And another thing — what if President Bush were a 7/11 clerk? Ever wonder what that would be like?? I think it might sound uhhhlittlesomething… like this…