Madonna's crotch wants to sell you a purse: Latest Louis Vuitton ad featuring Madonna.

Here's Madonna in the latest Louis Vuitton ad, and what the decaying hell are these people smoking? I seriously doubt anyone is looking at this photo and thinking to themselves "Oh, wow, a vag-cophagus. I suddenly need a new handag." Unless Louis Vuitton is aggressively courting the elusive "Gay Paleontologist" market. In which case, jackpot!