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Jun 5, 2013

Watch Dunk den Herrn! Kebekus! Feat. Mc Rene, Sister Mary Minaj, DJ Mess-Dee-Naa

Wie weit darf Satire gehen? Nicht weit, wenn es nach dem WDR geht. Carolin Kebekus erlebt gerade zum zweiten Mal, wie heilig die katholische Kirche ist. Im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes. Mitarbeiter im WDR bezeichnen die Zensur eines Kirchen-Raps hingegen als scheinheilig.

Neues Musikvideo about to come... twitter.com/carolinkebekus…
— carolin kebekus (@carolinkebekus) May 30, 2013

Zensiert: Diese Kirchen-Satire geht dem WDR zu weit

of carolin kebekus controversial music video

May 26, 2013

Bayern Munich beat Borussia Dortmund in Champions League finals. Ilkay Gündogan scored for BVB in a penalty during the 68 minute. Mario Mandzukic (60') and Arjen Robben (89') scored for Bayern Munich.

Bayern Munich beats Dortmund 2-1 in Champions League final on Robben's late goal

of bayern munich beats borussia dortmund in champions league finals

Sep 5, 2012

David Wetherill dives to return this shot during the Paralympics table-tennis match against Thomasz Kusiak of Germany.

Watch David Wetherill with a fantastic shot at the London 2012 Paralympic Games for GB (with replay)

of david wetherill's amazing shot during paralympics table tennis match

Aug 26, 2012

The second-ever Garbage Can World Cup has taken place in Germany. The challenge, which takes place on the streets of Hermeskeil in the west of the country, involves competitors racing against each other on modified dustbins with wheels.

Watch Garbage Can World Cup Staged In Germany

of garbage can world cup in germany

Jun 21, 2012

The body found at the Marina Bay Sands is believed to be that of a 33-year-old Indonesian man. This is the second body found at the integrated resort. The body of a German tourist was found at MBS on June 12.

of body found at marina bay sands was that of an indonesian man

Jan 21, 2012

This revealing wedding dress by fashion brand Kaviar Gauche was paraded at the catwalk at the Berlin fashion week. The outfit was designed by German designers, Alexandra Fischer-Röhler and Johanna Kühl.

of will you wear the g-string wedding dress?

Oct 24, 2011

Record-breaking re-cycling: Lutz Eicholz breaks world record of riding his unicycle over 127 bottle necks. 29.29 feet (8.93m)

RECYCLING has never been more extreme — as one man has broken the record for riding his unicycle over the necks of 127 beer bottles. Lutz Eichholz rode over an 8.93-metre line-up after setting his previous record at 7.99 metres earlier this year. The 25-year-old German, who balanced his unicycle on the necks on the bottles in Tel Aviv, Israel, is now awaiting confirmation whether his stunt gets into the Guinness Book of Records for 2012.

of man breaks world record of riding over 127 bottle necks (lutz eicholz)

Oct 23, 2011

Hitler is informed Gaddafi has been killed: Hitler is informed Gaddafi has been killed.

of hitler is informed gaddafi has been killed

Sep 25, 2011

Drunk Dude in Fun House - Munich Oktoberfest 2011

Hilarious footage of a dude in a funhouse after a day in the festhalls!

of drunk dude stuck in funhouse during munich oktoberfest

Dec 13, 2010

Nurnberg's shaking stadium is by design, not cause for terror: See the video below showing Nurnberg Stadium shaking during the match between FC Nurnberg and Borussia Dortmund. Taken by a fan.

When Nurnberg lost 2-0 to Bundesliga dominators Borussia Dortmond last Sunday, a fan captured the unsettling sight of the awesomely named Frankenstadion (aka the less awesomely named EasyCredit-Stadion) bouncing and buckling under the weight of thousands of fans jumping in unision. But before you hyperventilate and have flashbacks to horrific stadium disasters, Nurnberg officials would like to sooth you with the reassurance that this is supposed to happen. Really.

BILD ("Unheimliche Spalten im Nürnberg-Stadion") reported that Ronald Höfler from the city of Nuremberg said,

Es sieht unheimlich aus, ist es aber nicht. In der Tribüne sind extra für diese Momente Schwingungsdämpfer eingebaut. Durch die entstehenden Spalten kann die Energie entweichen.

It looks scary, but it is not. In the stands are specially built for these moments vibration. By the formation of columns can escape the energy

See the video here.

Click on image to watch the video

of nurnberg's shaking stadium is by design, not cause for terror (video)

Jul 17, 2010

Pink Falls Out of Her Harness In Germany Rushed to Hospital: Pink was sent to the hospital after a concert-stopping accidental fall in Nuremburg, Germany. Watch the video below.

According to LA Times,

Pink says she'll perform Friday night in Salem, Germany, despite being hospitalized after a concert-stopping accidental fall Thursday night in Nuremburg.

She actually apologized to fans from the ambulance, on the way to the hospital, for stopping the show short to go to the doctor.

The singer explained what happened, also via Twitter: "didn't get clipped in2 harness correctly, drug me off stage, fell in2 barricade. Getting xrays.I hope it at least looked cool!!!"

Turns out nothing was broken, though she said she was "seriously sore."

of pink falls out of her harness in germany rushed to hospital

Jun 11, 2010

First round match times (Singapore time):

Match 1: 11 June, 1400 GMT (10pm Singapore time), South Africa v Mexico
Match 2: 11 June, 1830 GMT (2.30am Singapore time), Uruguay v France
Match 3: 12 June, 1130 GMT (7.30pm Singapore time), Argentina v Nigeria
Match 4: 12 June, 1400 GMT (10pm Singapore time), South Korea v Greece
Match 5: 12 June, 1830 GMT (2.30am Singapore time), England v United States
Match 6: 13 June, 1130 GMT (7.30pm Singapore time), Algeria v Slovenia
Match 7: 13 June, 1400 GMT (10pm Singapore time), Germany v Australia
Match 8: 13 June, 1830 GMT (2.30am Singapore time), Serbia v Ghana
Match 9: 14 June, 1130 GMT (7.30pm Singapore time), Netherlands v Denmark
Match 10: 14 June, 1400 GMT (10pm Singapore time), Japan v Cameroon
Match 11: 14 June, 1830 GMT (2.30am Singapore time), Italy v Paraguay
Match 12: 15 June, 1130 GMT (7.30pm Singapore time), New Zealand v Slovakia
Match 13: 15 June, 1400 GMT (10pm Singapore time), Ivory Coast v Portugal
Match 14: 15 June, 1830 GMT (2.30am Singapore time), Brazil v North Korea
Match 15: 16 June, 1130 GMT (7.30pm Singapore time), Honduras v Chile
Match 16: 16 June, 1400 GMT (10pm Singapore time), Spain v Switzerland
Match 17: 16 June, 1830 GMT (2.30am Singapore time), South Africa v Uruguay
Match 18: 17 June, 1130 GMT (7.30pm Singapore time), France v Mexico
Match 19: 17 June, 1400 GMT (10pm Singapore time), Greece v Nigeria
Match 20: 17 June, 1830 GMT (2.30am Singapore time), Argentina v South Korea
Match 21: 18 June, 1130 GMT (7.30pm Singapore time), Germany v Serbia
Match 22: 18 June, 1400 GMT (10pm Singapore time), Slovenia v United States
Match 23: 18 June, 1830 GMT (2.30am Singapore time), England v Algeria
Match 24: 19 June, 1130 GMT (7.30pm Singapore time), Ghana v Australia
Match 25: 19 June, 1400 GMT (10pm Singapore time), Netherlands v Japan
Match 26: 19 June, 1830 GMT (2.30am Singapore time), Cameroon v Denmark
Match 27: 20 June, 1130 GMT (7.30pm Singapore time), Slovakia v Paraguay
Match 28: 20 June, 1400 GMT (10pm Singapore time), Italy v New Zealand
Match 29: 20 June, 1830 GMT (2.30am Singapore time), Brazil v Ivory Coast
Match 30: 21 June, 1130 GMT (7.30pm Singapore time), Portugal v North Korea
Match 31: 21 June, 1400 GMT (10pm Singapore time), Chile v Switzerland
Match 32: 21 June, 1830 GMT (2.30am Singapore time), Spain v Honduras
Match 33: 22 June, 1400 GMT (10pm Singapore time), Mexico v Uruguay
Match 34: 22 June, 1400 GMT (10pm Singapore time), France v South Africa
Match 35: 22 June, 1830 GMT (2.30am Singapore time), Nigeria v South Korea
Match 36: 22 June, 1830 GMT (2.30am Singapore time), Greece v Argentina
Match 37: 23 June, 1400 GMT (10pm Singapore time), Slovenia v England
Match 38: 23 June, 1400 GMT (10pm Singapore time), United States v Algeria
Match 39: 23 June, 1830 GMT (2.30am Singapore time), Ghana v Germany
Match 40: 23 June, 1830 GMT (2.30am Singapore time), Australia v Serbia
Match 41: 24 June, 1400 GMT (10pm Singapore time), Slovakia v Italy
Match 42: 24 June, 1400 GMT (10pm Singapore time), Paraguay v New Zealand
Match 43: 24 June, 1830 GMT (2.30am Singapore time), Denmark v Japan
Match 44: 24 June, 1830 GMT (2.30am Singapore time), Cameroon v Netherlands
Match 45: 25 June, 1400 GMT (10pm Singapore time), Portugal v Brazil
Match 46: 25 June, 1400 GMT (10pm Singapore time), North Korea v Ivory Coast
Match 47: 25 June, 1830 GMT (2.30am Singapore time), Chile v Spain
Match 48: 25 June, 1830 GMT (2.30am Singapore time), Switzerland v Honduras

For full listing, go to ST

of world cup match times (singapore time for first round matches)

Dec 5, 2009

Draw ignites FIFA World Cup fever: The results for the 2010 FIFA World Cup are out.

The groups are as follows:
Group A: South Africa, Mexico, Uruguay, France
Group B: Argentina, Nigeria, Korea Republic, Greece
Group C: England, USA, Algeria, Slovenia
Group D: Germany, Australia, Serbia, Ghana,
Group E: Netherlands, Denmark, Japan, Cameroon
Group F: Italy, Paraguay, New Zealand, Slovakia
Group G: Brazil, Korea DPR, Côte d'Ivoire, Portugal
Group H: Spain, Switzerland, Honduras, Chile

Actress Charlize Theron co-hosting the Final Draw show in Cape Town

The 32 teams participating at next year's FIFA World Cup™ finals discovered their fate this evening when the Final Draw for South Africa 2010 took place in Cape Town.

An estimated global television audience of 200 million joined the 2,000 invited guests in the Draw Hall in watching the colourful and entertaining ceremony unfold. With African sporting stars such as athlete Haile Gebreselassie, rugby player John Smit, cricketer Makhaya Ntini, and footballers Matthew Booth and Simphiwe Dludlu assisting with the draw, along with England icon David Beckham, it was always going to be an exhilarating evening, but the undoubted centrepiece came when the eight groups were revealed.

While South Africans smiled upon learning that the host nation's Opening Match on 11 June would be played against Mexico at Soccer City, it was the outcome of Group D which caused the biggest stir. Germany, Australia, Serbia and Ghana will battle it out for the two qualifying places for the Round of 16, meaning that two nations with a proud footballing heritage will have to depart the tournament early.

of 2010 fifa world cup draw results

Oct 4, 2009

Human Centipede Stills Slither Out: This post contains spoilers for the horror movie directed by Tom Six. The movie gives a whole new meaning to anus-to-mouth or 'anally grafted', as some calls it. The movie stars Dieter Laser, Ashley C. Williams, Ashlynn Yennie, and Akihiro Kitamura.

Internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter has a demented vision for mankind’s future existence. He wants to remove human beings’ kneecaps so they have to exist on all fours and then surgically graft them mouth-to-anus to form a centipede chain.

Check out the trailer below. Video is not recommended for minors and it is NSFW.

Click on image to watch the Human Centipede trailer (NSFW).

Synopsis:

Two American girls are on a road trip through Europe. In Germany they end up with a broken car in the woods. They search for help and find an isolated villa. The next day they awake to find themselves trapped in a terrifying makeshift basement hospital along with a Japanese man. A German man identifies himself as a retired surgeon specialized in separating Siamese twins. However his three "patients" are not about to be separated, but joined together in an horrific operation. He plans to be the first person to connect people via their gastric system, in doing so bringing to life his sick lifetime fantasy "the human centipede".

[photo via]

[via I Watch Stuff]

of the human centipede movie trailer (nsfw)

Aug 22, 2009

Barclaycard World Freerun Championship Winner - Tim 'Livewire' Shieff: Watch Tim Livewire Shieff in action. Tim Shieff was crowned the winner in the Barclaycard World Freerun Championships. Victor Showtime Lopez (USA) and Jason Paul (Germany) placed 2nd and 3rd respectively.

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Jul 26, 2009

Last UK veteran of WWI trench battles dies at 111: Harry Patch, Britain's last survivor of the trenches of World War I, has died at age 111.

[photo via BBC]

Harry Patch, Britain's last survivor of the trenches of World War I, was a reluctant soldier who became a powerful eyewitness to the horror of war, and a symbol of a lost generation.

Patch, who died Saturday at 111, was wounded in 1917 in the Battle of Passchendaele, which he remembered as "mud, mud and more mud mixed together with blood."

Patch was one of the last living links to "the war to end all wars," which killed about 20 million people in years of fighting between the Allied Powers _ including Britain, France and the United States _ and Germany and its allies. The Ministry of Defense said he was the last soldier of any nationality to have fought in the brutal trench warfare that has become the enduring image of the conflict.

There are no French or German veterans of the war left alive. The last known U.S. veteran is Frank Buckles of Charles Town, West Virginia, 108, who drove ambulances in France for the U.S. Army.

Born in southwest England in 1898, Patch was a teenage apprentice plumber when he was called up for military service in 1916.

of last uk veteran of world war 1 dies at 111 (hatch patch)

Jul 19, 2009

Lady GaGa German Interview - Kermit The Frog Outfit: Lady Gaga wears a 'Kermit The Frog' outfit for a interview with Germany’s RTL.

See video here.

[via Fisherwy]

of lady gaga wears a kermit the frog outfit for german interview (photo and video)

Jun 26, 2009

Foreigner creates ruckus at Changi Airport: A Caucasian man was spotted screaming and running around at Changi Airport Terminal 2. The Polish man, a sailor, had developed withdrawal symptoms after been out at sea for 7 months.

While waiting to board his flight Wednesday evening at Changi Airport Terminal 2, a Caucasian man suddenly abandoned his haversack and started screaming and running around.

Members of the public were appalled and reported the incident to the police immediately, Lianhe Wanbao reported yesterday.

Wanbao understands that the 36-year-old from Poland is a sailor, who was scheduled to take a Lufthansa flight at 11.05pm to Germany...

...The Polish man had reportedly been at sea seven-months and developed withdrawal symptoms which led to his sudden outburst.

According to Lianhe Wanbao, his friends rushed to the airport after being informed, so they could explain the sailor's plight to the police.

The doctor who examined this Polish sailor said he was not mentally unwell but too stressed by his work. In addition to stress, the side effects of the drug also played a part in his strange behaviour.

After the doctor confirmed that the sailor was in a stable mental state, the police allowed him to depart on the flight.

of foreigner creates ruckus at changi airport

Jun 23, 2009

2010 FOTA 'breakaway' calendar leaked: Crash.net leaks a blueprint calendar for the Formula One Teams' Association's new breakaway series in 2010. 10 current or recent grand prix circuits are listed amongst the 17 venues and Singapore is included in the list.

A blueprint calendar for the Formula One Teams' Association's new breakaway series in 2010 has been leaked to the media – with no fewer than ten current or recent grand prix circuits listed amongst the 17 venues...

...The naming of Monaco, Silverstone, Monza, Abu Dhabi and Singapore – all part of the 2009 F1 World Championship – is sure to raise a few eyebrows, not least with commercial rights-holder Bernie Ecclestone, whilst it seems the rebels have also been quick to jump in where the Formula One Management (FOM) chief executive has lost interest of late, with Imola, Montreal, Indianapolis, Magny-Cours and Suzuka all similarly part of the plan. By dint of its status and prestige, Monaco is the only circuit that does not pay Ecclestone the annual fee he charges countries for the honour of hosting a grand prix – but the Principality has dropped hints that in the absence of Ferrari, F1 would no longer be of any appeal.

The full FOTA 2010 schedule, as published in The Guardian, is as follows:

3 March Buenos Aires Argentina Last hosted F1 in 1998
21 March Mexico City Mexico Last hosted F1 in 1992
11 April Jerez Spain Last hosted F1 in 1997
25 April Portimao Portugal Never hosted F1
2 May Imola San Marino Last hosted F1 in 2006
23 May Monte Carlo Monaco Current F1 host
6 June Montreal Canada Last hosted F1 in 2008
13 June Indianapolis United States Last hosted F1 in 2007
1 July Silverstone United Kingdom Current F1 host
25 July Magny-Cours France Last hosted F1 in 2008
15 August Laustizring Germany Never hosted F1
29 August Helsinki Finland Never hosted F1
12 September Monza Italy Current F1 host
26 September Abu Dhabi United Arab Emirates Current F1 host
10 October Marina Bay Singapore Current F1 host
24 October Suzuka Japan Last hosted F1 in 2006
8 November Adelaide or Surfers' Paradise Australia Last hosted F1 in 1995/Never hosted F1

Ecclestone, however, has cast doubt upon the calendar, questioning its authenticity and arguing that the dissenting teams do not possess sufficient financial backing to go it alone and organise their own championship.

Singapore GP had already announced that Singapore will probably not be able to host a leg of the new race just yet. [Read more "S'pore can't host rival F1"]

Unless...

of 2010 f1 'breakaway' calendar leaked. singapore listed to host race on 10 october

May 22, 2009

Porn star blows world record bid: PORN star Sexy Cora bit off more than she could chew when she tried to break the ORAL SEX world record for a new blue movie.

Blonde Cora — real name Carolin Berger — had aimed to service 200 punters in Hamburg, Germany. But she was forced to call off the bid when she collapsed after reaching her 75th man and was rushed to hospital with breathing difficulties. The 21-year-old star is currently on police bail for filming sex scenes for another porno in a family park in broad daylight. She is facing indecency charges after outraged families called cops. Her semi-naked co-stars had to be rounded up by police as they fled including one who broke his wrist when he tripped over his trousers.